Driving up to the toll booth after
answering the turnpike emergency call, Gus Wilson slowed to show the
attendant his pass. Instead of waving him on, the man signaled for a
full stop.
"Wanted to tell you to look for a stalled
Ford Convertible, about three miles south," he said. "It's got a help
sign out."
"Thanks, I'll be watching for it," replied
Gus, putting the Model Garage tow truck in motion,
It was an Indian summer day. Smells
of warm earth and hay drifted in through the open cab windows. Three
miles slid by before Gus saw the car, in the depressed mall between the
roadways. Its hood was up. A handkerchief drooped from a door
handle.
Switching on all blinkers, Gus watched the
following traffic as he eased into the fast lane and onto the grass.
He stopped behind the car, a '65 Ford with a dealer's plate. Gus
recognized the driver. A tall man with a paunch and a large nose, he
was Dan Doble, a local Rambler agent.
"Didn't expect you, Wilson," said Doble.
"And I don't need a tow. Just some
water for the radiator."
"Sure," said Gus. He hauled out the
five-gallon can he carried on the truck.
"Here, I'll do it," said Doble, seizing
the can. He twisted off the screw top and tilted the can over the
radiator.
"Come far?" asked Gus.
"Far enough. Delivered a new car
near Batesville. This is the trade-in."
The can slipped, splashing Doble before he
could control it.
"Blast it! These are new slacks.
You ought to have a spout for this can."
"I have," said Gus, "showing it in his
hand. "You didn't let me put it on."
Muttering, Doble set the can down and
stepped back. Gus screwed on the flexible spout and resumed filling
the radiator.
"Water's real low." He remarked.
"Did it blow out when you took off the cap?"
"Like a geyser," growled Doble. "But
I had to let off steam to cool it down."
Gus shook his head. "Unless you have
water handy, it's best to leave the cap on when a car boils. If you
take it off, a lot of what water's left may gush out."
"I'm a businessman," said Doble sourly,
"not a smart-aleck mechanic."
Gus held annoyance in check. He
guessed Doble was still smarting because, as a school-board member, Doble
had opposed a budget boost for the high school auto shop-a boost that went
through largely on Gus's recommendation.
Water welled up in the filler neck.
Lowering the can, Gus inspected the radiator cap and tested the spring
action. As he bent to look at the neck flanges, Doble snatched the cap
from him and put it on.
"Haven't got time to fool around.
Send your bill for the service."
"Okay. Want a tip that may save you
trouble when you resell this car?"
"Ain't going to have any trouble," said
Doble stubbornly. "It runs fine."
Doble didn't pass the truck on the way
back. Near the Doble Motors agency, though, Gus was stopped briefly at
a traffic light. At the curb before the showroom stood a 1962
six-cylinder Rambler sedan-clean but bearing signs on yellow cardboard cut
in the shape of lemons.
"THE MIRACLE CAR-IT'S A MIRACLE IF IT
STARTS," read one.
"AFTER DOBLE'S $32 TUNE-UP, I DO
EVERYTHING BUT RUN," stated a second.
"THE SERVICE IS GREAT-WHILE THE WARRANTY
LASTS," was the parting shot.
Maybe, reflected Gus, Doble's grouch
wasn't all due to the school dispute.
About to leave for lunch two hours later,
Gus found the Model Garage door blocked by the Ford he'd serviced on the
turnpike. Doble got out.
"Thought I'd come pay that bill and save
you the trouble of mailing it."
"Fine," said Gus, "I'll make it out."
"By the way," remarked Doble. "What
did you want to tell me about this car?"
Gus grinned. "Didn't your boys spot
it?"
"My shop manager said you must have
thought the system didn't hold pressure, whatever that means. It's
Greek to me."
"It means overheating. Open to the
air, water boils at 212 degrees. Put a lid on it, with a safety valve
set at 14 pounds and it won't boil until over 235 degrees. That way you can
use a smaller radiator to cool today's big engines. But if the
pressure leaks off, the water boils away at a lower temperature.
That's what happened to you."
"My shop manager says no. He put a
gauge on the radiator neck and pumped in air. The system held pressure
fine."
Gus flung back the hood.
"If your boys would read the competition's
service bulletins, they'd have seen a note about this. The hose
fitting used in the Ford assembly plants to fill radiators last year
sometimes bent up these neck flanges, or cam-lock ramps. Then they don't
hold the cap down all the way, and pressure leaks off. That gauge your
man put on clamps down tight for testing, so it held pressure, though the
cap didn't. I'll bend these flanges back down where they belong."
Gus busied himself briefly with pliers,
then dropped the hood.
"Guess you really did save me trouble,"
remarked Doble, paying the bill. With that car parked in front of my
place, I don't need any more. It's got customers running like scared
rabbits."
"What's the owner's beef?" asked Gus.
"He didn't buy that car from me, but I
checked back. Almost from the day he bought it, it's been hard to
start. He burned up two starters by overcranking. He had almost
the whole ignition system replaced piece by piece, besides a new fuel pump
and a new battery.
"Last year he put in 52 emergency calls to
his auto club. For two years he's been hounding our dealerships with
signs on the car, because they can't get it running right. Now it's my
turn."
"What work did you do on it?"
Doble brought out a small notebook.
"When he brought us the car, it was barely
crawling. We put in new plugs, points, another fuel pump, some new
plug wires, and a condenser. Checked the timing, spark advance,
compression, fuel line, and filter. Solvent soaked the carb and
installed new kit. Checked float for leaks and set float level.
It ran okay when we delivered it, but this morning there he was with
these yellow signs."
"Okay," put in Gus, "I'll look at it."
Doble went to the door and waved an arm.
A mechanic drove in the lemon-placarded car.
It stood for an hour before Gus could turn
his attention to it. When he did turn the key, the starter ground with
no response.
Considering the ignition work recently
done, Gus thought fuel was probably the missing essential. He removed
the air cleaner and got a little gas in a can. While his helper, Stan
Hicks, cranked the engine, Gus dribbled a little down the carburetor throat.
The engine roared-and died.
Removing three screws on top of the single
barrel carb, Gus withdrew the economizer assembly. Into the opening he
lowered a pocket scale. It came out dry,
Taking out four clamps and a clamp ring,
Gus drew off the side-mounted carburetor bowl. No gas ran out, but as
the bowl nudged the float, fuel squirted from the inlet valve under pressure
from the pump.
Lifting the float with a finger, Gus felt
a hollow in its underside. Unless the dent leaked-and Doble's mechanic
had checked that-it shouldn't matter. He'd checked the float setting,
too, and this should be done with the carburetor upside-down, Gus decided to
accept it for the moment. Gently he worked the float sidewise.
The hinge was loose.
Disconnecting the fuel line and inlet
fittings, Gus withdrew the bracket with the needle valve and float. He
slid the shaft out, removed the float, and set aside the spring, plunger,
and needle valve.
The float tab that lifted the plunger was
free of scoring or grooves that might cause it to stick. But the dent
in the float was bigger than he had thought. It cocked the float body
slightly in relation to the tab, and that might mean something.
Carefully Gus pinched the hinge lugs until
they worked freely without excessive side play. Putting back the valve
parts, he reinstalled the float. Then he bent the tab down very
slightly.
With the carburetor reassembled and the
gas line reconnected, Gus turned the key. The engine spun twice, then
caught with enthusiasm. Gus drove the car out. A road test
showed no fault. Back in the shop, Gus again removed the economizer.
The fuel level was 11/16 below the top, just where specs said it should be.
At closing time Doble returned. With
him was a tall man.
"This is Mr. Rawlins, who owns the car,"
said Doble. "Did you find anything?"
"Try it, Mr. Rawlins," said Gus.
The engine caught instantly when Rawlins
turned the key. His lips thinned.
"Could be a fluke," he remarked.
"The fluke was a dent in the carburetor
float," said Gus, "that changed the angle between the float and the tab that
works the valve. Probably not Rambler's fault at all-the same carb is
on Ford-built sixes. A float setting gauge, being read against the
float body, couldn't show that misalignment, which kept the fuel level way
too low."
"The float hinge was loose, too.
That may be why the trouble was intermittent. Shifted sidewise, maybe the
float hung up somewhere before it opened the valve. Could also be that
somebody bending the tab might let the valve open up okay on its low side
but keep it closed down on the high side."
"In that case, how did it ever get started
at all?" asked Rawlins.
"Cranking, or getting in and out, might
eventually jiggle the float down. Fast cranking, or pushing the car,
could build up enough fuel pressure to force some past the valve-it's
lightly spring-loaded. But the fuel level was always low, so it
evaporated completely after the engine was stopped in warm weather. If
the float hung up then, no gas could get in for starting."
Rawlins suddenly smiled. "It really
was a miracle that it ran at all!"
"You're batting good, Wilson," said Doble.
"You were right about the Ford, too-we wrung it out on the pike to make
sure. I may as well say you were also right about that increased
budget for the high school auto shop."
"What makes you think so at this late
date?"
"After today," said Doble, "I'm willing to
admit we need more trained mechanics like Gus Wilson.
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