The tan-colored roadster on the Model
Garage's greasing rack was five years old and it wasn't of an expensive
make, but Gus Wilson nodded satisfaction when he looked at it. Then he
turned to the brisk-looking young man who had brought the job in.
"That's the way I like to see a car
kept," he observed. "Shows that the owner had had sense enough to learn
something about the machine he's driving, and that he isn't afraid of
getting a little oil and grease on his hands. Without even stepping on the
starter, I'm willing to bet you get good mileage out of the gas you burn,
and that your engine does its job without making a lot of noise about it."
The young man laughed bitterly. "You'd
win on the gas and of your bet," he said, "but you'd lose on the noise end.
That engine does make a noise - a queer sort of noise that I've spent a lot
of hours and quite a few dollars trying to kill. But I've never been able to
even locate it, let alone kill it. It's annoying but it doesn't affect the
car's performance."
"That so?" Gus said, immediately
interested. "How come?"
"I bought the bus when it was three years
old, and had about thirty thousand on its clock I had new piston rings
installed, spent several evenings getting everything else in first-class
condition and then started off on a two-week vacation trip. The first
hundred miles or so were swell - no trouble at all. Then I began to hear
that noise - a light tapping. It sounded to me like a valve stem chattering
in its guide. I looked it over as thoroughly as I could on the road, but
didn't find anything wrong. So I went on. So did the noise! But the car
continued to run all right.
"That evening I checked things more
thoroughly, but I couldn't find a thing wrong. Next morning it was the same
as it had been the day before - not a sound for a couple of hours, and then
that tapping again. It was like that every day for two weeks, and it darned
near ruined my vacation.
"As soon as I got home I had the car gone
over by the people who had installed the new rings. They said that the noise
was caused by the push rods, which were worn and should be replaced. So I
had them put in new push rods. Same thing all over again - I'd start out all
right, but after I'd been driving a couple of hours the tapping would start.
"Since then I've had the car in a dozen
shops, but no one has been able to find the cause of that noise. Now I've
given up looking for it. But at that it still bothers me."
"Sure - it would," Gus sympathized. "You
never hear it until you've been driving a couple of hours, hey? That looks
as if –" He broke off, went over to the car, walked under the greasing rack,
and ran a fore-finger over a small dent in the lower flywheel cover. "That's
been there ever since before I bought the bus," the owner told him. "The
first fellow who had her must have dented it driving in a deep rut - or
maybe a heavy rock hit the cover."
Gus nodded. "That noise you were telling
me about," he said. "Is it any louder when you're doing fifty than it is
when you're going about thirty?"
"Not much louder," the young man said,
"But the tap seems to be a lot faster when I'm going fast. At fifty the
noise sounds continuous."
Gus tapped the dent with his finger.
"There's your noise maker," he said. "I'll show you,... Hey, Harry, get that
lower flywheel cover off, will you?"
His helper took the cover off. Gus
examined its inside surface carefully. Then he pointed to a small burr, on
which the metal was polished bright by friction. "There it is," he said, "A
tooth on the flywheel starter ring that's maybe only a couple of thousandths
of an inch higher than the others just barely touches that burr on every
revolution of the wheel. I suspected something like that when you told me
that the taps are closer together when you are going fast than they are when
you are going slow. A noise like that always is hard to locate - it gets
magnified, and by the time it gets out to you it might be coming from
anywhere in the engine. Want me to fix it" Flattening out the burr and
putting a little weld in the cover will do the trick."
"There's something I don't understand,"
the young man hesitated.
"Why is it that I never hear the noise
until I've driven a hundred miles or so?"
"Expansion," Gus told him. "That burr
isn't high enough for that high tooth to hit it while the engine is fairly
cool. But after a couple of hours of driving the engine gets good and hot.
That causes the metal of the flywheel to expand - and that makes the high
tooth hit the burr."
The roadster's owner still looked
doubtful. "I know - you've been stuck before on this job," Gus said. "This
time you needn't take a chance. If you ever hear that noise again, drive in
here and I'll give you back your money."
"Go ahead and fix it," the young man
said.
An hour later, tousle-headed young Tim
Sheridan, his dog, Dodger, on the seat beside him, drove into the shop in a
sedan of '32 vintage and disreputable appearance.
"What the heck are you up to now?" Gus
greeted his favorite disciple.
Tim's gray eyes sparkled from behind his
big round spectacles. "Trying to make a few honest dollars," he said. "I
bought this old wreck for fifty, and I've dug up a guy who'll give me a
hundred for it - if I can make it run right. That fifty-dollar profit
is exactly how much more I need to get me through my first year at Tech."
"That close? Good for you!" There was
appreciation is Gus's voice. He knows how hard Tim has worked getting
together the stake which will put him on the road to being able to sign
".M.E." after his name.
"Well, what's the matter with the bus -
senile decay?"
"I don't know what's the matter with it,"
Tim admitted. "What was the matter with it was that it was so full of carbon
that it knocked whenever it tried to climb a hill. I've scraped the carbon
out, and greased the valves. But now it dies on me whenever I speed up the
engine. It'll keep going, after a fashion, with the choke all the way out,
but when I put it in - dead!"
"Carburetor all right," Gus asked.
"Yes, I cleaned it, and adjusted it. Gas
line too."
"How about the valve clearances?"
"Exactly what the book calls for."
"Then it may be the fuel pump," Gus
suggested.
"That's what I thought, But it isn't the
fuel pump.. I put in new diaphragm. Didn't do any good."
"Yes?" Gus said, "Let's have a look,"
He examined the pump and carburetor.
"Start you engine, and let it idle," he told Tim. The engine idled smoothly
enough. "Huh!" Gus grunted. "Now speed her up."
Almost at once, the accelerated engine
stopped.
Gus felt the nut where the gas line
connected with the pump to make sure it was right. "What's this?" he
demanded. He held up his hand, his thumb and forefinger were covered with
some sticky substance.
"Shellac," Tim said. "I put some around
the line nut to make sure it wouldn't leak."
"You did, hey?" Gus grumbled. Deftly, he
dismantled the fuel pump. Then he carefully examined the check valve. "Take
a look at this. See? The valve is gummed to its seat. Some of your shellac
worked back late the valve seat. Clean it out thoroughly, and put in a new
check valve."
Tim examined the valve intently. "You're
right - as usual," he admitted. "The valve's stuck sort of half way - open
enough to let sufficient gas flow through to keep the engine idling, but not
enough to keep it running when you step on it."
It was quitting time, said Gus began to
wash up. Tim perched on the workbench and rolled a cigarette. "You're a good
guy, Gus," he said. "I sure do need that fifty dollars, and now I'll get
it."
"Forget it," Gus growled. "Anyhow, I like
trouble shooting. Keeps the old bean in working order." Did I ever tell you
about the hardest trouble-shooting job I ever ran up against? It was four or
five years ago. An ice-cream company down in the city bought a fleet of
sedan delivery cars and outfitted them with dry-ice refrigerators. Before
long, they began to find the cars' transmissions dry when they inspected
them, and the grease in the differential housing instead of where it
belonged. The manufacturer's service man told them to pack the rear-bearing
lock-ring slots with ground cork - but that didn't do any good, and neither
did anything else that they tried.
"The fellow who has charge of their
garage is an old pal of mine, and when his boss began giving him real hell
he called me up and asked me to go down and see if I could find the trouble.
"They were having exactly the same grief
with all their cars, so I worked on only one of them. I took its
transmission down, and checked every art - O.K. I checked the alignment with
the rear end - O.K. I did everything I could think of, and every night the
car came in wit its transmission almost dry and the grease in the
differential housing.
"I began to lose sleep over the job - and
I hate to lose sleep. One day I got down to their garage just as the car I
had been working on was driven in. I got under it, and as I took out the
plug in check the grease I heard a peculiar sort of hissing sound. That was
the tip-off. Without saying anything to anyone, I took a small electric hand
drill and drilled a very small hole in the torque tube.
"I was waiting when the car came in the
next day, and I got under it in a hurry. The grease was all in the
transmission, where it belonged and I knew I had the trouble licked."
"All right," Tim said. "I'll bite. What
was the trouble?"
Gus grinned. "The ring and pinion gears
created a suction which pulled the grease down the torque tube into the
differential." He explained. "The hole I drilled killed the suction. In the
next year's model the makers vented all their torque tubes. One of those
little things - easy to fix, but the hardest trouble-shooting job I've ever
been up against."