A sultry summer breeze - the
first hint of Indian Summer - whispered past the Model Garage as Gus Wilson
padlocked the line of gas pumps on the Service Island. The weatherman
predicted a spell of hot, dry, weather, and Gus agreed with him.
"Ready to go home, Boss?"
shouted Stan Hicks. He rolled down the big overhead door. "Everything is
shut tight in the shop."
"You can take off, Stan," Gus
called back to his young assistant. "I'll give Councilman Brenner a few more
minutes. He said he'd pick up his car around seven."
"And I'm right on time!"
boomed a deep-pitched voice from the shadows at the side of the
office. An instant later a tall, ruggedly built man came briskly around the
corner and greeted Gus and Stan with powerful handshakes.
"The council meeting today
lasted longer than I expected," he said, "so I took a short cut through the
field out back. Hope I didn't startle you boys."
"Not at all, Councilman,"
said Gus. "Around here we're never startled by what politicians do." He
handed Brenner the keys to a 1960 Corvair parked at the foot of the
driveway.
Brenner climbed into the
driver's seat and gave Gus and Stan a premature farewell wave . . .
premature because the Corvair's flat six refused to start. The engine kept
grinding away with only an occasional hesitant cough.
After a minute, Brenner
squeezed out of the car, face red with anger.
"Do you gentlemen have an
explanation for this?" he asked. "Up to now, this has been one of the
easiest-starting cars I've ever driven. I wanted it tuned up, not turned
off."
Stan flashed a worried look
at Gus. "I don't understand it. The gas tank is full. After I tuned the
engine and cleaned the carbs this morning I went for a test drive. The
engine started fine and ran smooth as silk."
"I'll take a look at it,"
said Gus cheerfully. "Probably nothing serious."
Gus threw up the rear engine
hood. He yanked off one of the spark-plug leads and held the connector next
to the block.
"Okay, Councilman," he
called, "crank the engine."
A fat spark jumped between
the metal surfaces. "Spark seems fine," Gus muttered.
He unfastened the gas-line
hose coupling to one of the engine's twin carbs and called, "Turn it
over again." A healthy stream of gasoline spurted from the coupling.
A little bell rang in Gus's
mind as he replaced the coupling, and he remembered an emphatic warning
printed in the Corvair shop manual. Quickly, he lifted off the air cleaner
and peered through the central "air horn" assembly that fed air to both
carbs.
"Step hard on the
accelerator, Councilman," he called. "Try to set the automatic choke."
The throttle linkage moved,
but the single, central, choke butterfly remained open.
Gus pushed it shut. "Try
starting the engine again - but this time don't touch the gas pedal."
The engine roared to life,
accompanied by a loud sigh of relief from Stan.
"Keep away from the pedal
until the engine warms up," Gus said, and he popped the air cleaner back in
place.
"Did I do something wrong?"
Brenner asked sheepishly. "I've owned this car for years, and it never acted
like this before."
"Nope," admitted Gus
somberly, "it was our fault. When my assistant cleaned the carbs today he
accidently reinstalled the choke modifier rod backwards. Instead of closing
the choke butterfly when you hit the gas pedal hard before starting, it
forced it open . . . Stan will drive to your home early tomorrow morning and
put it in the right way for you. Once the engine warms up tonight, she
should run fine."
"That's well and good, Mr.
Wilson," Brenner said, his tone changing sharply, "but why don't you do it
now, instead of hours later?"
"Stan did test-drive your
car," Gus said, "but the engine was still warm enough to start without a
choke, so he didn't notice that it wasn't working properly."
"Quite frankly, Mr. Wilson,"
the Councilman said, "I'm disappointed. You were awarded a contract to
service municipal vehicles because my colleagues at town hall consider this
garage the best around. And yet you have trouble with a simple tune-up. That
worries me. Where the taxpayer's money is concerned I can become a very
tough bird to deal with. Good night, Mr. Wilson, Stanley."
Releasing the brake, he drove
off.
Stan winced when the
Councilman mentioned the town's contract with the Model Garage. It was a
valuable assignment: The Model Garage was relieving some of the pressure on
the municipal garage's overworked mechanics by winterizing the town's
various vehicles. The work included a variety of small - but time-consuming
- tasks such as putting on snow tires, flushing radiators and putting in
anti-freeze, and changing engine and transmission oil.
Gus and Stan watched silently
as Councilman Brenner's car disappeared. All Stan could say was, "Sorry,
Boss."
When Stan answered the
telephone one morning a week or so later, he had almost forgotten about the
Councilman and his Corvair, but the booming voice on the other end of the
line brought everything back.
"A call for you, Boss," he
said glumly. "Councilman Brenner."
It was a one-sided
conversation, with the Councilman doing the talking. Gus could only squeeze
in an occasional "Yes, sir," or "No, sir." He turned to Stan when he hung
up.
"Pack my tool box into the
tow truck and tack a 'gone for the day' sign on the office door. We have
been summoned to the municipal garage - and I mean summoned."
As they pulled up in front of
the garage, Gus and Stan could see four jeeps lined up inside, all with
their hoods raised. In front of the jeeps stood Councilman Cyrus Brenner and
Joe Weber, the town's chief mechanic.
"Mr. Wilson, I'll be blunt,"
Brenner said. "These four jeeps all suffer from the same malady, according
to the out-of-service reports entered by their drivers. All four lack
pulling power, and run very rough - if at all - at high speed. And all four
stall easily.
"It is inconceivable that a
random mechanical failure affected all four machines simultaneously, so I
conclude that they are the victims of some sort of . . . shall we say
foul-up? And, since your garage serviced all four jeeps only five days ago,
it seems likely that the foul-up is yours."
"That's not my judgment,"
interrupted Joe Weber. He turned to Gus and said apologetically, "I'm sorry
about this, Gus. The Councilman got wind of the trouble when I requisitioned
four jeeps from the emergency pool to replace these.
"I haven't even had time to
look at them yet. My regular assistant has been sick for two weeks, and I've
been borrowing replacement mechanics from local garages. They can only
stay a day or two at a time, though."
"When did the trouble begin?"
asked Gus.
"All four jeeps were on
patrol duty around the outskirts of town yesterday. It's hunting season, and
overeager hunters sometimes take illegal pot shots within the town
limits. The jeeps lasted about six hours, and then they came limping in,
minutes apart."
Stan jumped behind the wheel
of one of the jeeps and started the engine. The four-banger caught
instantly and settled down to a smooth idle, with only the normal
lumpiness of a four-cylinder engine.
Gus swung under the hood, and
pushed the throttle linkage. As engine revs increased, the engine
became rougher and rougher, and misfired frequently. When he released the
linkage, the engine beat rapidly smoothed out to a normal idle.
"It was pretty warm
yesterday, wasn't it?" Gus asked thoughtfully.
"Sure was," said Joe. "A real
Indian summer scorcher. Over 80."
Carefully, Gus loosened the
distributor-mounting clamp, at the same time grasping the distributor's body
to keep it from turning. "Feed it a little gas, Stan," he said.
"Just enough to bring on
rough running."
As the engine speeded up, and
began to hesitate, Gus rotated the distributor very slightly. The roughness
vanished.
"Okay, Stan," he said. "Kill
the ignition. I know what the trouble is."
"Ignition timing problem?"
asked Stan.
"Yep," Gus replied, "the
centrifugal automatic advance isn't working."
He pried loose the
distributor-cap clamps, lifted off the cap and the rotor, and pointed his
flashlight beam at the centrifugal-advance mechanism. The plate surface
beneath the movable weight assembly was covered with a gummy substance that
held the weights frozen in place.
"The last mechanic who tuned
up this engine applied light machine oil to the assembly instead of
distributor grease," said Gus. "It broke down under the high
engine-compartment heat caused by slow-speed patrolling on a hot day and . .
. well, you can see what happened."
"I suppose it was done by one
of my replacement assistants," said Joe. "I guess I better recall and check
out all of the cars he worked on."
"Is the same thing wrong with
all four jeeps?" asked the Councilman.
"Yes," said Stan, who had
popped off the distributor caps of the three other jeeps.
"The weights are frozen in
all of them."
"You see, Councilman," Gus
explained, "those weights are designed to be forced outwards by centrifugal
force as engine r.p.m. increases. As they turn on their pivots, they move a
linkage that advances ignition timing. This lets the spark fire the
compressed-air/gas mixture at the right time. Without spark advance, the
engine just doesn't have any pulling power, and won't run smoothly at
high r.p.m."
"And the cure?" asked
Brenner.
"That's easy," answered Joe.
"I'll clean the gunk off the weight assemblies, and then give them a coating
of distributor grease."
"Well, Mr. Wilson," said the
Councilman, "it appears that you and your associate do not have a monopoly
on mistakes. Please accept my apologies."
Brenner reached into his
briefcase and removed what looked like a long strip of paper. He handed it
to Gus.
"However," he added, "there
is one more fact I must bring to your attention. As you know, the municipal
elections will be held next month. Your diagnosis just knocked out one
of my important campaign arguments - that letting town contracts to
private firms like yours is inefficient - so in return I think it only fair
that you place that 'Brenner for Councilman' sticker on your tow
truck."