Gus Wilson was feeling pretty happy.
The first touch of spring was
in the air and Gus was looking forward to all the things that warm weather
brings - such as a chance to get in a little fishing now and then.
In this cheerful mood he
chuckled good-naturedly at the sight of old Silas Barnstable, the town
tightwad, helping himself industriously to the Model Garage's free air and
water. Stan Hicks, Gus's helper, however, felt a little more strongly
on the subject of Silas.
"Look at that old
skinflint," he said disgustedly. "The only time he comes around here
is when he can get something for free.
Gas and oil he buys at the cut-rate
joints. Air and water he gets here. Why, he even stops by and
uses our liquid spray to clean his windshield."
"Oh, don't be so tough on
the old boy,"
Gus commented. "Thrift is still
supposed to be a virtue, isn't it?"
"Yeah, but you know what I
caught the old penny pincher doing the other day? He was pawing
through our junk box picking out old discarded bolts and things."
"So what? If he
wants to rummage around to save a nickel or a dime, let him."
Gus Greets a Steady Customer
Gus slammed down the hood
of Doc Marvin's car and strolled out by the gas pumps.
"Getting your tires up to
pressure?" he asked the wry-faced, bespectacled little man crouched down
beside his old sedan.
"Had a flat," replied
Barnstable, who was as frugal with words as he was with money.
By this time, Barnstable
was treating the tire in the trunk to a helping of Gus's free air.
From the amount it took, Gus gathered that this was the tire that had gone
flat and that, after repairing it. Barnstable had switched it with his
spare.
Gus thought no more about
Barnstable and his flat tire until the next morning. He was replacing
a carburetor when he looked out through the open repair shop doors.
There was Barnstable putting air on
his spare again.
Another Good Tire Goes Wrong
"Another flat?" Gus
called.
"Yup," grunted
Barnstable. "Can't understand it."
"You probably used a bum
patch."
"Didn't patch it.
Couldn't find any hole in the tube. Then this morning when I went out
to look at the car I had another flat."
"Could be a bad tube.
That's the trouble with used stuff."
"Now, none of your
sarcasm, Gus Wilson.
Besides, it wasn't the same tire, I
put the one that went flat yesterday in the trunk as a spare. The one
on this here wheel" Silas poked the right rear wheel with his toe - "was
flat this morning."
"Find a nail this time?"
"Nope, same as yesterday.
No nail, no cut, no nothin'. Just flat. So I switched it with
the one in the trunk and drove over here to get some air."
Gus dipped his finger in
the water can beside the gas pump and put a blob of water on the tip of the
valve stem on the tire in the trunk.
"What you doin'?" Silas
inquired suspiciously.
"Oh, just thought maybe
you had a leaky valve, but it seems to be tight. No bubbles."
"Valve's all right.
So's the tire." Barnstable waggled his finger at Gus. "I think I know
what's gon' on. And I'm gonna find out."
The following morning,
just as Gus drove up to the Model Garage, he saw old Barnstable's car pull
out past the gas pumps and onto the road toward town. Immediately
after, a large sedan drove up beside the first pump. Gus recognized
Paul Rodgers at the wheel. He was tight-lipped with anger.
"Fill 'er up, "Rodgers
said shortly, "Then he nodded toward the road. "Wasn't that
Barnstable's car that just pulled out of here?"
"I think it was," Gus
admitted. "Why?"
"What did he want?"
"Don't know, I wasn't
here. Hey Stan! Come out here a minute."
Stan approached the car,
wiping grease off his hands.
"What was ailing old
Silas' car this morning?"
"Same thing. Needed
air. Had a flat again this morning, and boy was he hopping mad.
Said something about'catching the
culprit' tonight."
"Why, that miserable old
tightwad," exploded Rodgers. "You know he lives near us out on Rolling
Road. Keeps his car parked outside his house day and night because
he's too cheap to use his own garage - rents it to someone else. Well,
last night he came over to our place and accused my boy, Dick of
deliberately letting the air out of his tires."
"Why did he pick on
Dick?"
"I don't know.
Probably because he's the only teenager on the block. Barnstable
claims he saw Dick leaning up against his car the other evening. Said
he was going to prefer charges if he kept having flat tires."
"Oh, he's probably just
letting off steam,"consoled Gus.
Early the next morning,
Gus was wheeling his tow truck back to the Model Garage, after a rush call
for a rental battery, when he suddenly realized he was on Rolling Road.
As he was wondering how old Silas and his epidemic of flat tires were
getting along, he suddenly spied Silas himself holding young Rodgers by the
nape of the neck.
"Hey, what the dickens is
going on?" Gus called braking the tow truck to a stop. As he got out
he saw that Silas' car had another flat on the right rear tire.
"I caught him! I
caught him!" Barnstable was shouting triumphantly. "He's the one
who's been letting the air out of my tires. The police will take care
of this."
"Whoa, Silas, not so
fast. What's the youngster got to say?" protested Gus.
"Honest, Mr. Wilson, I
didn't do it." Young Rodgers pleaded. "I was on my way to school and I
dropped my baseball. It rolled under Mr. Barnstable's car so I reached
down to pick it up. Next thing I knew he grabbed me."
Silas reluctantly
loosened his hold on the youngster. "Tires don't just go flat of their
own accord," he grumbled. "Somebody must be letting the air out of 'em."
"Not me," said Dick, with
a little quaver in his voice. "And that's the truth."
"I believe you, Dick,
"Gus said. "But you better run along to school now." He turned
to Silas. "Tell you what I'm gonna do." He grimed. "I'll
put your spare on for you and you follow me back to the garage. If I
can't fine out what's causing your tire trouble you can call in the cops."
"Well, I ain't gonna pay
for the work. Just remember that this is all your idea."
Back at the Model Garage,
Gus lifted the flat tire out of the trunk and began inspecting it. No
nails or cuts showed on the outside of the sassing so he took it off the rim
and examined the tube. Old Silas was right on one point at least -
there wasn't a hole or a tear in it. Even a complete dunking in water
failed to show any telltale bubbles.
Gus sighed and scratched
his head.
"See, what did I tell
you?" Barnstable chortled.
Gus said nothing.
He dried the tube off, put it back in the casing and got the tire back on
the rim.
"It's that young Rodgers,
rascal," Silas persisted.
"Could be, but I still
doubt it. By the way, where's the valve cap for this tire?"
"Don't use none on that
one. No dust in there. Valve caps cost money."
Gus shook his head in
bewilderment. Just how miserly could a guy get?
"Satisfied?" snapped
Barnstable.
"Not yet," Gus replied
calmly. "Now let's go over this flat tire business again. First
of all, every flat has been on the right rear," Silas nodded.
"Second, only two tires
have been involved - the right rear and your spare, which you've switched
back and forth each time you've gotten a flat."
"That's right."
For a few minutes Gus
just stood there sucking on his pipe.
"Well," Barnstable
snorted impatiently, "if you've no more bright ideas I'll be on my way and
you can bet that little Rodgers scamp will have to answer for his pranks."
"Hold it a minute, Silas.
About these valve caps of yours. You've only got four?"
"Yep."
Gus reached down and
unscrewed the cap on the right rear tire. "Where'd you buy this cap?"
"Well - uh - " Barnstable
hesitated, embarrassed. "I didn't."
"What do you mean, you didn't?"
"Well, I just happened to
see some old valve caps in that junk box of yours a few days ago and I
borrowed a couple."
For the next few moments
Gus couldn't talk, he was laughing so hard. "Well, you borrowed
yourself three flat tires in the bargain," he came out finally, still
chuckling.
"Take a look." There,
wedged in the top of the valve cap was a small lock washer.
Silas Swallows His Pride
"You just happened to 'borrow' a
valve cap that just happened to have a lock washer jammed up in it.
Every time you put it on a tire valve, the washer pushed the valve stem down
a bit and prevented you from screwing the cap down more than a couple of
threads. The combination of a slow valve leak and a cap that wasn't
screwed on tight added up to flat tires."
"Humph," grunted
Barnstable, staring fixedly at the ground. "Guess maybe I owe you an
apology and - "he swallowed audibly, "a little something for your time."
"Forget the apologies and
the money," said Gus cheerfully, digging the lock washer out of the valve
cap with his screwdriver and handing the cap back to Barnstable.
"But I think it might be a
good idea if you stopped in town and bought young Dick Rodgers a new
baseball. I noticed this morning that the one he has is kind of beat
up.. And Silas," Gus warned, "no bargains this time - get the boy a good
one."
END