Joe Clark came out of the Model Garage
office and into the shop looking worried. "What's biting you?" Gus Wilson
demanded after he had taken a look at his partner's face. "Are we headed for
bankruptcy, or is it just something that you ate for breakfast?"
Joe refused to smile. "I'm worried about
those tires I sold Vernon Hopkins yesterday," he admitted. "You know how he
is - a careful driver, and a little bit of a grouch. He came in while we
were having that sleet storm, and said he thought he'd better put on new
tires. I wanted to make a sale of course, but I found his rubber in pretty
good shape and told him so. "Pretty good isn't good enough he said. "I'll
put on new tires now and keep the old ones until spring and wear them out
then."
"That was all right with me, so I sold
him a set and had Harry put them on for him. He was on his way down to the
city and didn't want to lug the old ones with him, so he asked me to keep
them for him.
"He came back later in the afternoon,
while you were out, and he certainly was burning up. He said that after we'd
put on his new tires he'd gone down to the city and picked up his wife, and
that when she'd put her hand on the door handle to get in she'd got an
electric shock that had almost knocked her down. I told him that I didn't
see how the new tires could have been to blame for it, but he insisted that
they must have been the cause - that he'd never had any trouble with static
before, but that ever since we'd put on the new rubber the body of his car
had been so full of static that several people who had touched it had
received severe shocks.
"To prove to him that it couldn't be the
fault of the tires, I had Harry put his old ones back on the car. Then I
went out in it alone for a couple of miles and, when I got back, I told him
to put his hand on the body - thinking, of course, that he'd get a shock.
But he said he didn't feel anything. So I asked him to drive for a while,
and then I tried it. I didn't get any shock, either, so I had to admit that
after all the new tires might have something to do with his trouble.
"I got him to let me put the new tires
back on, and then I went out and drove his bus around the block a few times.
When I got back here he was waiting for me outside, and before I could get
out of the car he had started to open the other door to get in. When he
touched it he got a shock that made him hop - and that made him so darned
mad he swore he'd never give us another dollar's worth of business unless I
took those tires off and gave him back his money. After a lot of arguing
back and forth, I managed to get him to agree to leave the new tires on and
bring the car in today so that you could have a look at it."
Vernon Hopkins drove into the shop a
little later. The expression on his thin face showed that he still was well
charged with bad temper, as Gus judged that his car still was well charged
with static - and when he touched it he took a wallop which showed him that
he had judged correctly.
Hopkins was talking kind and fast ass he
got out. "Shocks, man," Gus told him with his disarming grin, "there's no
sense to getting yourself all steamed up about a little static. All we've
got to do is give it an easy chance to get out. I'll have you fixed up in
three minutes. Take it easy!"
He went over to his workbench and got a
carpenter's pencil with a soft, thick lead. With it he drew a half dozen
lines on the inside of each tire, starting at the rim and running across the
wall of the tire to its tread. Then he took a little ride. After driving for
a mile or so he returned to the garage.
"Touch your hand to the body of the car
now," he said. "If you get a shock, Joe'll give you your money back and I'll
add a five-spot to it for your trouble. That's fair enough, isn't it?"
Hopkins grunted and touched a finger
gingerly to the car body. Then he put the palm of his hand against it, and
smiled for the first time that day. "You've killed it," he admitted. "But
how, I'd like to know. Just making marks on the tires doesn't make sense to
me, but it seems to work."
Gus laughed. "When I was a grease
monkey," he said, "e used to think it was a swell joke to take a soft lead
pencil and draw a line from the top of a spark plug down the porcelain onto
the head. That made the plug foul out and the engine stall, and the owner
couldn't find out why. I figured that if a lead-pencil line on a spark plug
would carry that much juice, a lead pencil line on your new tires would
ground out the static generated by them."
Gus then used a disk of waterproof
graphite to replace the pencil lines with heavier marks which wouldn't wash
off. "That'll kill your static devil for good," he assured Hopkins, "and
I'll guarantee that he'll never bother you again."
Joe Clark, who diplomatically had kept
well out of the irate customer's way, stuck his head in at the shop door
after he had driven off. "What did you do to smooth him down?" he wanted to
know.
"Oh, I just drew a few straight lines -
in the right places," Gus told him. "You can stop worrying, Joe. You won't
have to punch the refund key on your cash register for that sale. I'm going
down town and get my lunch."
When he got back he found a scratchless
and speckless small sedan in the shop, and a formidable-looking stout lady
sitting in its back seat. As soon as she saw him she lowered a window and
demanded shrilly: "You the mechanic here? Your boss said you'd be back at
one o'clock, and here it is almost half past. Well, now you're here, do
something! I'm sick and tired of wasting time."
"All right, ma'am," Gus said meekly. "But
what is it that you want me to do?"
"Don't ask me!" she snapped, "I don't
drive this thing." She poked a scornful fore-finger at a harried-looking man
who was coming out of the office. "Ask Mr. Coville - him!"
Coville waited for Gus to come over to
him at the office door - obviously he wanted to stay as far away from the
car and its occupant as he could. "I'm having bad trouble with my radiator,"
he said in a cautious voice, "and my wife is all upset about it. I'm hoping
that maybe you can help me out."
"I'll be glad to. That's my job," Gus
told him, "But while I'm doing it, wouldn't your wife be more comfortable in
the office? It's warmer in there."
The new customer looked more worried than
ever. "Yes, she would," he almost whispered, "And I'd be a lot more
comfortable if she'd go in there. But she won't. I don't know much about
cars, and she knows that I don't. She wants to sit there where she can hear
every word you say, so she'll have a good chance to bawl me out if I've
pulled a boner. You know how it is."
Gus grinned, "No, I wouldn't know - I'm a
bachelor," he said, "But I'm a pretty good guesser. Tell me what's the
matter, and if the bull is on you, I'll cover you up."
The other looked relieved. "Well," he
explained, "I was driving along about forty miles an hour a ways back when I
heard a noise somewhere up front - sounded like some one had hit the hood
with a pebble. I didn't think anything much of it, but before we had gone a
half mile, I saw the hand of the heat indicator jump right up into the red.
Just then I saw a garage sign a little way down the road, so I drove in
there.
"When I told the mechanic about the heat
indicator, and about the noise I'd heard, he said that probably my fan belt
had snapped. But when he opened the hood he found that the belt was all
right, although the motor was very hot. Then he said that the fan belt must
be slipping, and he tightened it. He poured some water into the radiator,
but it ran right out, and he said that it was coming out of the overflow
pipe which showed that the radiator was full, and that with the fan belt
tightened the motor soon would cool off.
"I started off again, but the
heat-indicator hand didn't go down to where it belonged, and before I'd
driven a quarter of a mile the motor was so hot that it was smoking. I
stopped and waited for it to cool off, but after a half hour the
heat-indicator hand still as up in the red. All the time we had been
standing here the wife had been bawling me out, and I was so darned tired of
listening to her that I decided I'd make it to the next garage even if I
burned up the motor. Luckily it was all downhill to your place, so I shut
the motor off and coasted. We've been here pretty near an hour, but she's
still hot - the motor, I mean."
"I'll have a look," Gus told him. When he
raised the hood and examined the radiator he whistled. "Probably bone-dry!"
he said. The hose connections seemed tight. When he checked the oil he found
it free from water, so the trouble couldn't be the result of a leaky water
jacket. Suddenly he reached deep under the hood, lifted something out,
glanced at it keenly, slipped it into his pocket, fussed around the bottom
of the radiator for a few seconds, and then straightened up and winked at
the worried car owner.
"I've found your trouble, Mr. Coville,"
he said loudly, for the benefit of the lady on the back seat. "It is quite
unavoidable, and the sort of accident that happens only once in a hundred
years. No wonder you couldn't locate it. Fortunately there is no damage
done, and I'll have you fixed up in a jiffy."
He brought a hose over to the car. "Start
the engine, please," he asked. The radiator took a lot of water. "Now you'll
be all right," he said when it was filled. "Leave your engine idling for a
few minutes, and you'll soon see that she's normal again. If you'll step
into the office..."
Coville gave his wife a triumphant glance
and followed him. "What was it?" he asked when they were out of earshot of
the lady in the back seat. "I saw you wink at me."
Gus laughed as he took a small pebble out
of his jumper pocket. "When I found this it was the tip-off," he said. "It
was a pebble that made the noise you heard, and caused all your trouble. It
flew up from the pavement past your crankcase; probably hit your fan. The
fan was turning pretty fast, and it threw it against the radiator drain
cock, which is of the screw type, with so much force that it spun the cock
wide open. Naturally, all the water ran out of your radiator in a few
seconds, and your engine heated up like nobody's business."
"I'm downright relieved," Coville said.
"I thought it was going to be another of those things that I never hear the
end of. But say - why didn't the mechanic at the first garage I stopped in
spot the trouble?" He told me that the radiator was full."
"Well, things like that are bound to
happen now and then," Gus said tolerantly.
"He jumped at conclusions, which always
is dangerous I this business. When he put water in your radiator and it ran
right out again he took it for granted that it was running out through the
overflow pipe. But it really was running right through the radiator and out
at the drain cock."
"Well, I'm certainly relieved," Coville
said. "I'm a new customer but you can bet I'm going to be a steady one. Very
much obliged to you"
Joe Kent, an out-of-town salesman who
waits, whenever he can, until he gets to the Model Garage to have his repair
work done, was the next caller. "I don't know what's the matter with this
bus of mine," he complained. "It's running all right, but it burns up almost
as much oil as it does gasoline. I've had almost two quarts in a
hundred-mile run today.
"I've got a few calls to make in town,
and I'd better make them now," Kent said. "I'll come back when I've
finished. But I wish you'd take a look at my windshield wiper right now. It
isn't working well, and it's starting to rain."
Gus looked the wiper over and then
disconnected the vacuum line at the manifold. Then he grinned. "Guess I
brought down two birds with one shot," he said. "Your vacuum line is filled
with oil - that's why your wiper doesn't work right, and also why you are
using so much oil. The diaphragm of the booster pump that makes the wiper
work at a uniform rate of speed is broken, and the oil is being drawn right
into the intake manifold. I'll connect your wiper direct to the manifold
now, so it will work all right for this afternoon. When you bring the car
back I'll put a new diaphragm in the booster pump, and your oil trouble will
be over."
After Kent had driven away Doe Clark came
into the shop to collect time and material slips. He frowned as he glanced
over the sheaf of them that Gus had handed him. "All little picayune jobs,"
he grumbled. "Well, that's the way in the garage business - just one darn
thing after another."
"Sure," Gus said. "That's why I like it."